In the future, we will be able to sike future luxobarges into deploying airbags

Kinja'd!!! "Tapas" (tapas)
12/04/2018 at 10:37 • Filed to: None

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If you d on’t like that 18 yo in the $ 200k Maybach that cuts you off in maybe 2020, then just accelerate toward him and brake last minute (The “brake” part is key here folks ).

His external airbags will go off and no one will be hurt!


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Spanfeller is a twat > Tapas
12/04/2018 at 10:49

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Or, actually hit the car with a bowling ball when it’s parked.

I mean, just as effective....


Kinja'd!!! facw > Tapas
12/04/2018 at 10:51

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I’m excited for people to trick autonomous cars into doing stupid things. Basic level would be just standing in front of them, Tank Man style, to prevent them from moving, but I imagine you can do much worse, especially if they are dumb enough to trust information sent to them through V2V networks.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Tapas
12/04/2018 at 10:54

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I’m imagining a specialized thing kind of like a Nerf gun for firing at and spooking the proximity sensors, and how that would play out in a techno-thriller.


Kinja'd!!! HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > facw
12/04/2018 at 11:04

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Imagine a world where tech savv y thieves can have a car deliver itself to the dark ally where they chop it up and load the pieces onto a tr uck.


Kinja'd!!! facw > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
12/04/2018 at 11:07

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An autonomous truck, which they have also lured there?


Kinja'd!!! Chariotoflove > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
12/04/2018 at 11:09

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I remember instruction books on how to install radar emitters in phaser shells so you could go hunting people with radar detectors on the highway. The idea of seeing who you could get to brake on command has some appeal. 


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > Tapas
12/04/2018 at 11:14

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Why would we want to throw luxobarges into a ditch?

https://www.dictionary.com/browse/sike


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > Chariotoflove
12/04/2018 at 11:23

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You could put it in your driveway to make your car stop in a certain spot too.


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > TheRealBicycleBuck
12/04/2018 at 11:24

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To part something nice from an asshat that’s abusing it.

Well.....both works I guess

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Kinja'd!!! Tapas > facw
12/04/2018 at 11:26

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You could trap cars by putting bal lo ons around it or covering the sensors with paint that’s impenetrable by radar/lidar signals and color matched lol